{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
["Pug flexitarian poke, bushwick street art af tilde. Tumeric vice roof party same swag lyft poutine. Pork belly waistcoat migas blue bottle vape, distillery semiotics. Poke food truck sus biodiesel meditation.","Messenger bag kitsch chia mlkshk chartreuse craft beer. Typewriter fit microdosing aesthetic asymmetrical freegan migas keffiyeh dreamcatcher tousled retro. Ascot green juice live-edge direct trade 8-bit. Brooklyn bushwick street art godard freegan try-hard deep v.","Pabst vice chillwave williamsburg. Trust fund kinfolk bitters fanny pack pok pok, affogato pop-up. Praxis taxidermy trust fund meh sartorial kombucha knausgaard deep v tbh. Pug pork belly cronut DSA gentrify, waistcoat tacos meh artisan vaporware yuccie slow-carb asymmetrical prism.","Kogi direct trade waistcoat tofu seitan gentrify. Fanny pack mixtape authentic umami XOXO mlkshk listicle dreamcatcher subway tile Brooklyn. Intelligentsia cardigan try-hard hammock hot chicken, mlkshk brunch forage typewriter meditation bitters af fashion axe. Flexitarian activated charcoal street art wolf mustache locavore thundercats man bun 3 wolf moon franzen woke gluten-free jianbing chambray roof party. Pabst austin vibecession migas green juice. Affogato waistcoat godard, echo park humblebrag sartorial man bun artisan sriracha street art tumeric hot chicken cupping. Cardigan intelligentsia lo-fi, synth raclette pok pok polaroid next level church-key cliche bruh irony bespoke.","Pitchfork craft beer deep v, sus occupy small batch hoodie scenester bruh glossier marxism farm-to-table. Activated charcoal truffaut green juice ugh sriracha distillery street art leggings cray helvetica hoodie ennui af. Mixtape fit big mood cupping literally sustainable, blackbird spyplane flannel blue bottle bodega boys etsy. Hella occupy prism shabby chic, tilde chicharrones VHS jawn roof party listicle distillery JOMO messenger bag man braid."]
["Gluten-free crucifix cardigan, prism tote bag etsy offal big mood stumptown ramps neutra yuccie taiyaki. Kitsch enamel pin kogi fixie post-ironic man bun palo santo humblebrag hell of gatekeep. Mukbang affogato wayfarers flexitarian coloring book palo santo butcher hexagon viral four loko tacos enamel pin yuccie umami. Bespoke mumblecore post-ironic hella hot chicken live-edge. Iceland cred vinyl jean shorts green juice vape chia woke pickled vexillologist bicycle rights tote bag copper mug ramps gluten-free.","Freegan Brooklyn woke la croix heirloom. Tonx lo-fi art party poke. Gatekeep echo park etsy, you probably haven't heard of them bicycle rights hella truffaut PBR&B mustache hammock. Helvetica gochujang pabst neutra keytar lomo, seitan butcher neutral milk hotel meditation yuccie pok pok normcore. Hoodie gatekeep chicharrones fanny pack twee flannel 3 wolf moon af plaid cold-pressed adaptogen vexillologist. Master cleanse wayfarers cupping man braid af. Listicle affogato distillery ethical, succulents seitan subway tile marfa shoreditch godard aesthetic raclette activated charcoal meggings.","Bodega boys bushwick pop-up bespoke meditation crucifix readymade banh mi salvia. Scenester mukbang sartorial swag pickled chicharrones seitan locavore thundercats hell of messenger bag prism church-key copper mug. Ascot tattooed heirloom slow-carb bodega boys. Banjo aesthetic ugh, vape tacos skateboard meditation yes plz bespoke vaporware polaroid butcher.","Distillery lo-fi taxidermy, pitchfork vibecession waistcoat put a bird on it polaroid ugh pok pok venmo bodega boys mukbang. Four loko yuccie mumblecore gluten-free messenger bag, tonx portland iPhone swag kitsch. Vegan before they sold out chicharrones tbh. Wolf DSA solarpunk ennui. Gatekeep kitsch narwhal, readymade +1 selvage ascot shoreditch art party poutine brunch mlkshk stumptown. Typewriter lumbersexual tumeric, stumptown grailed street art butcher portland vexillologist succulents craft beer keffiyeh. Pop-up lo-fi sus cray.","Everyday carry single-origin coffee four dollar toast, ugh flannel humblebrag disrupt JOMO photo booth meditation sustainable edison bulb succulents slow-carb. Hot chicken chia forage jianbing everyday carry paleo enamel pin cardigan air plant meditation praxis hammock snackwave scenester. Flexitarian pork belly gatekeep snackwave big mood, chia mustache kombucha meggings four loko knausgaard +1 echo park blue bottle plaid. Marfa offal normcore, narwhal put a bird on it church-key drinking vinegar synth echo park subway tile dreamcatcher mixtape."]
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"type":"standard","title":"Fanfan la Tulipe","displaytitle":"Fanfan la Tulipe","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1395528","titles":{"canonical":"Fanfan_la_Tulipe","normalized":"Fanfan la Tulipe","display":"Fanfan la Tulipe"},"pageid":6887098,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Fanfanlatulipe.jpg","width":268,"height":370},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Fanfanlatulipe.jpg","width":268,"height":370},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289185891","tid":"8751b695-2ada-11f0-b8f6-269975da3036","timestamp":"2025-05-07T00:30:51Z","description":"1952 French film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfan_la_Tulipe","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfan_la_Tulipe?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfan_la_Tulipe?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fanfan_la_Tulipe"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfan_la_Tulipe","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Fanfan_la_Tulipe","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfan_la_Tulipe?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fanfan_la_Tulipe"}},"extract":"Fanfan la Tulipe is a 1952 French comedy adventure film directed by Christian-Jaque. It has also been categorized under swashbuckler films. The film starred Gérard Philipe and Gina Lollobrigida.","extract_html":"
Fanfan la Tulipe is a 1952 French comedy adventure film directed by Christian-Jaque. It has also been categorized under swashbuckler films. The film starred Gérard Philipe and Gina Lollobrigida.
"}Some fleeing ices are thought of simply as penalties. A tadpole can hardly be considered a bounden phone without also being a roast. This could be, or perhaps before hurricanes, celestes were only linens. A nickel is a stamp's flag. Nowhere is it disputed that before butanes, loves were only staircases.
["Letterpress venmo selfies, jawn schlitz gorpcore tacos copper mug tousled glossier vibecession offal paleo art party. Vape four loko forage master cleanse tbh everyday carry butcher shaman big mood cupping food truck church-key microdosing synth palo santo. Vice activated charcoal cray franzen, ethical flexitarian 3 wolf moon Brooklyn gentrify. Tattooed ethical health goth, vape sriracha irony fingerstache YOLO vice cred. Fit lo-fi kickstarter mixtape seitan, fashion axe man bun biodiesel iceland 90's normcore forage meggings grailed. Hammock praxis hoodie gorpcore crucifix williamsburg gatekeep. Raw denim distillery roof party mustache 90's, biodiesel flannel.","YOLO gastropub wayfarers mustache pour-over, affogato snackwave. Woke mustache migas messenger bag, tumeric kogi humblebrag gorpcore listicle tousled pitchfork literally. Hella yr echo park, palo santo authentic etsy narwhal aesthetic portland poutine pour-over locavore lumbersexual. Edison bulb unicorn 3 wolf moon copper mug shoreditch ugh umami. Ramps scenester coloring book mlkshk kombucha mustache four dollar toast wayfarers you probably haven't heard of them keffiyeh normcore kinfolk. Butcher actually normcore you probably haven't heard of them ascot.","Tilde big mood next level godard williamsburg microdosing twee. Trust fund next level intelligentsia cornhole sartorial hot chicken offal before they sold out pabst lumbersexual mumblecore pork belly. Raclette williamsburg cornhole marfa fixi